Monday, November 17, 2008

This past week I did not DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS ON MY BIRTHDAY! This is way too early, right? Due to my physical issues right now decorating one tree took all day and I needed help. I certainly would NOT be planning to put up and decorate 2 more!

I did not get annoyed with my daughter because she kept calling me upstairs to get her water, another kiss, etc. Surely I have more patience than that!

And I would not go ahead and show my older pregnant daughter the clothes I bought for my granddaughter for Christmas although my granddaughter isn't even here yet and won't be here until March! I would not show Em the present and then plan to wrap it and put it under the tree just because I'm excited!

I did not receive several prank calls yesterday and my husband did NOT tell the guy to report to the police station for making harassing phone calls and he did not give him our friend's name who is a private investigator. This did not happen because we certainly did not want to scare the weirdo but if it had then it would have stopped those calls :)

And lastly I did not talk my dad into going with me to my grandfather's attic to look for my old barbies, barbie house and barbie clothes and then I did not SCREAM about a falling piece of insulation because I thought it was a giant spider when my almost 70 year old father was helping me and almost gave us both a heart attack! I am a reasonable person after all who lives in an old house and is used to strange things in houses. This also did NOT happen right after I told him I would only be afraid of a snake!

thanks for reading and i would love to hear who you are and where you are from!


Sara said...

I loved your Not me's. I've always wondered if I'd scream when if it were really needed since I'm generally quiet. You should think of it as good practice! Oh, I'm from STL.

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

Wow, you decorate early and I can relate to the physical issues as I have MS. We will be putting up our tree the day after Thanksgiving (and I can't wait) :-)

I live in West Virginia.

Junita said...

Greetings from Texas - Great Not Mes. I have always felt one tree is never enough!

Keyona said...

My mom did the same thing to me when I was pregnant. How cruel! :o)

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog- here are the links to the two blogs I have related to MS and you are more than welcome to email me anytime at melissa at organizedlifebydesign dot com.

Be blessed!